12 NOVEMBER 2005

I’ll try not to curse once during this update. Fuck…too bad.

Hope all is well, and that your weekend started off with a bang last night.

We’ve added a forum to the site so you can go slander, harass and molest us all you want…how many of you just thought about sex? I did. Click here.

Be cruel to your school in the name of Rock ‘n’ Roll!

1 NOVEMBER 2005

Happy Easter everyone! I love the first day of every month, but what makes this one even more special is the fact the Jesus will come down to earth, dressed as a bunny, hiding eggs filled with chocolate from us! Now isn’t that the most fun in the world? I can’t wait!

Be sure to catch us on Tuks FM (107.2) this Wednesday, as they’ll be playing our new single, Falling Through.

If religion is your thing, click here…

Until we meet again!

The Herculean Hunks.

24 OCTOBER 2005

Fucking rugby…testosterone and arrogance don’t mix well, or so I’m told.

This is our new site just in case you didn’t see it. Some nice photos up at the gallery sextion, so check them out!

If you want to come support us, we’ll be playing twice this coming weekend. Once at Zanzibar on Friday night with :: Prevail, Namuh and The Abbots :: and then once at Crawford College with :: Misled :: and a host of other school bands competing for some recording deal and a rim-job from a hobo, nicknamed Scruffy Willemse. Hey come on, it’s not your choice!

We finished the recording of Falling Through Democratic Cracks and yes, the album is slowly coming together now. Callie is working on some awesome new material by the way. It’ll take your head right off and replace it with a harp or similar instrument.

Listening to Dream Theatre right now…really inspiring stuff, put away the emotional waning rubbish and listen to some real music! Yip, my self-righteous way of life!

Be sure to bring some extra cash to the shows this weekend if you want one of our new shirts. They’re sure to sell like pulleys for midgets and come next August they’ll be gone, all 20 of them!

Peace and sex with everyone you can fit in your moms car!

12 OCTOBER 2005

WOW! These are the new t-shirts!! On sale this Friday!! Fuck and they sell for a petty R40! Now isn't that overpriced?

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10 OCTOBER 2005

Stop the outraged parent routine, shut your mouth and get back to your seat. Your kids need to read this!

Thanks to Anglo Gold for donating 5 million Rand towards poverty in the last 5 years…shouldn’t that be 5 billion Rand considering the amounts of minerals they’ve stolen from this country? Oh fuck…I forgot: not allowed to speak my mind…The Scene Police will get you, oh yes they will!

So, what’s been happening? Here? Oh, exactly the same: amused at the manner of which the “music commerce” sucks and swallows whoever has some cash to throw around…sad.

Playing with new bands, Mural Pang and The Postman Experience this Friday at Schivas. Namuh will also be there! Remember this show is all ages, so your 5-year-old sister is more then welcome…and no we’re not depraved bastards, but simply capitalists with eager anticipation to squander your cash with our over-priced show prices. R20 gets you in.

God is really pissed off with us this year! Maybe it’s all the bestiality that's getting to him, considering his been watching us fuck for eternity (it’s frightening that I actually know some people who’d enjoy that, ha!). No seriously: all these earthquakes and tsunamis and hurricanes and cross-dressers; God must be extremely pissed off to kill so many innocent people. “Rethink your faith” is what Ray McCauley said to me, “rethink your faith” is what I said back at him. Or did I?

Hope you’re all doing well though.

Zuma ASS should fuck right off! I mean, why are all his “comrades” still backing him when his nr1 boy, Shaik, is already getting pounded in jail (ok well almost)? Isn’t Zuma the reason that Shaik got his embezzled ass thrown in prison? Why should there be another court case, which will once again cost the taxpayers (yes, that’s you and I) millions? I can try understanding this shit, but I don’t want to! Just comes to show how fucking arrogant the ANC is, and no, I’m not a racist sir.

By the way, we’ll be printing some new shirts this week for the show at Schivas over the weekend. If you want one, they’re selling at a very even-handed R40…including free hair treatment session with our “Hair of Crew” member: Toni Milan ©® .

Ok that’s it: I’m getting back to my television. Oprah is about to start!

The Herculean Hunks.